me waiting for the ocean to reclaim the earth
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- me: [skateboards up to you]
- me: hi. i can't actually skateboard in real life, but on an internet post, the only limitation is my imagination
- me: [keeps skateboarding away, my body starting to transform into a hot pink fighter jet]
*anxious at night*
next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about”
that night: “OR WAS IT”








